Tales of a Camel Jockey

[Yatta]

I'ma get some C4
To blow up some whores
Then strap some on you
And take you to a zoo
To blow up some animals
I think this plan is phenomenal

[smartin]

Hello brother, that's a riveting tale
Which instantly makes me wonder if that zoo is for sale
See I'm a business man with all the money in the world
I'll turn this bloody zoo into the best you ever heard (of)

[Yatta]

Why hello there bill gates
Our meeting must be fate
I would like to sell you the bloody lot
But there may be a small problem you will consider a lot
You see--soon you'll be in a hearse
For I'll be blowing you up first

[mang]

'Tis an interesting thread
that I have just read,
but I don't see the point -
have both of you been smoking joints?

[Yatta]

The point of this thread
That you have just read
Is there is no point
Even if one smokes a joint
It's just me being full of myself
Assuming people care about my sense of self
For I know that they do
Or else they be a foo'

[MaveN]

If weed were water and I were a duck,
I'd swimm to the bottom and I'd never come up,
but since weed aint water and I'm not a duck,
pass me the blunt and I'll shut the fuck up!

[Yatta]

Hey man
What you doin' in this land
This isn't a place for copy paste
The space you took is just a waste
Come back when you decide to be original
And when you do, give me the signal
For when you do, we can go at it
Unless, of course, you are bad at it!

[Lyken]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RaMX6t7Y2hM/SFuyeQcDKfI/AAAAAAAAAAg/crXdkN_yhBs/s400/1213585748381.png

[MaveN]

Yatta, you see: my english isn't the best
i don't care, i do that and shit on the rest
here's the original. you see that i'm back
i now get over you and piss on your head/neck
now lets be friends and stick together
until CSP comes out like Duke Nukem forever

shame on me^^

[Yatta]

Your English is just fine
Maybe not as good as mine
But you Germans and your shit
Don't you know--I saw 2girls1cup just once, that's it
As for being friends
That all depends
I have this thing for exploding stuff
And I'm curious if you think you're up to snuff

[MaveN]

this thread makes no sense
but is funny to read
look at this fence :lol:
i need something to eat^^
and a lil' bit more sleep

[Yatta]

It seems now's the time for suicide
Before I can commit mass genocide
Aion's populace is becoming like WoW's
And to take this much, I want to know how
They constantly attempt to steal a kill
But God forbid if you will
They will consistently verbally abuse
Because your class, you know how to use
So I wonder, is it time for suicide
Or shall I commit mass genocide?

[sevoii]

The house had gone to bring again
To the midnight sky a sunset glow.
Now the chimney was all of the house that stood,
Like a pistil after the petals go.

[Yatta]

The glow you see is not a sunset
It is actually a fire that I yearned to set
And what, you ask, did I set on fire?
Well, it's the house that's about to expire
Sometimes it gets out, the terrorist in me
So, your understanding, I hope I'll see

[sevoii]

Be happy for me, girls,
my mother-in-law is dead!
In the morning I found her
stiff, her mouth shut.
Yet I won't believe it
till I see the grass
waving on her tomb.

[Yatta]

To make you stay skeptical for all eternity
I'll have to make sure the soil has no fertility
And while you wallow in (dis)belief
I may be turning over a new leaf
For instead of making people dead
I may find it more enjoyable to just mess with their head

[Yatta]

There once was a man named doyle
Who decided to wrap his dick in foil
He then stuck it in a socket
His dick wound up in his pocket
And now he has a vagina

corrected format:
There once was a man named doyle
Who decided to wrap his dick in foil
He then stuck it in a socket
His dick wound up in his pocket
And now he has nothing but a boil

[Snapster]

If weed were water and I were a duck,
I'd swimm to the bottom and I'd never come up,
but since weed aint water and I'm not a duck,
pass me the blunt and I'll shut the fuck up!


+1 maven evil :twisted:

[Snapster]

But now I am surlier
cause my day went bad,
and was driven mad
by such a loud noise,

made by some boys
who played football on the lawn,
and felt quite forlorn
when missing a goal,
because of a hole
he stepped in and tripped,

but remained tight lipped
and continued the match,
with victory to snatch
from the jaws of defeat,
they were hard to beat
and were hailed the heroes,

cause their opponents had zeroes
and then they went to the zoo.

[sevoii]

http://popesaintvictor.com/media/63799/3444428083_6a07999efc.jpg

[sevoii]

Come one, don't stop the story telling. This thread made my day.

[Yatta]

So this thread made your "day"?
I can fix that, I say
I'll just have to block out the sun
And I'll do it with a giant honey-bun
The sweet fragrance will make my eternal "night"
While you are cursed with the lack of light

[Yatta]

It is totally gay
That I have to write this essay
I wish my teacher would die
Because this subject matter is dry
The essay is due on Monday
And I'm just starting today
If I don't turn it in I'll fail
When I think about this I turn pale
I wonder, will I make it on time?
I hope so, for I am in my prime

[Snapster]

holy fu..... shit, are you kidding me, yatta do you're actualy afraid of making an essay, dude your world play is nearly scary. :roll:

[Yatta]

Yatta fears no essay
He just thinks it's gay
He only said he goes pale
Because it rhymed with fail
It's a real mystery
Why you take bad poetry so seriously

[Yatta]

The essay is now done
Didn't even try and I won
Though my grade is gonna be bad
But if it's not I'll definitely be glad
Just two more essays to go
And as long as I go with the flow
I won't need to write any more in college
While I acquire even more knowledge

[Yatta]

I'm in class waiting
would rather be master baiting
There's a mid term to be had
But it won't be so bad
Most of my class may disagree
I'm surprised they don't flee
For they refuse to study
So their results will be cruddy

[Yatta]

Our mid term is a TAKE HOME OPEN BOOK test
We have a week to do it, this is the best
I'm going to laugh like a mad
When my class mates are sad
Because they'll probably still fail
They're so dumb they should be in jail

[sevoii]

You're a lazy jumping fox.

[Yatta]

I don't know what you mean by jumping fox
But the lazy part, of course, being lazy rocks

[1nfern0]

A lazy jumping fox?
Stfu homie, or I put you back in your box.
You don't know me, you ready? Now I inject the chicken pox.
Let you out after a bit for a little walk.
You open your mouth but you can no longer talk.
Your mouth is stitched shut.
You're cut in the heart cuz you can no longer suck cock.
Socks on your hand, a wordless man.
You've lost your mind now, off you go to 4chan.
Here's my hand man. Not!
I pull it away and you fall.
Now you don't feel so tall...
I call the shots, I got the balls.
I got the nuts, you got paws.
You're a dog, go back to competitive pogs
Recording your homosexual experiences in your journal logs.
Like smeagle in a bog, you are now cast away from society.
Cast away like Tom hanks, the worst part being sobreity.
Please, englighten me
as to why you even troll. Not you Yatta.
I'm talking about this crazy mad-hatta; sevoii.

[Yatta]

Some may believe me to be a fascist
And now some will believe me to be racist
What is this n-word (cencored) crap
As you can tell, I hate rap
I would have just said "wut?"
But I insist I rhyme, I'm such a nut
Take no offense
I'm not on the defense
Just wondering wtf is going on
Maybe I smoked too much of my lawn

[sevoii]

Hmm... I don't mind if it's locked now. 1nfern0 just killed the vibe.

[1nfern0]

I'm sorry if I offended you; sorry for my offence.
I know it didn't make much sense, what with all the pretense.
I made a few funnies at the expense of my buddy
No you're not chubby, and I still mean that even if you don't love me
Lets burry this hate and integrate new feelings
Watch our relationship shape, it's the commencement of the healing
I'm not concealing anything... this way is much more appealing.

[Yatta]

I take no offense, I was just confused
Kinda like being hugged after being abused
You wish to lose the hate and integrate new feelings
But there is no other emotion that I'm used to dealing
I hate everyone and everything
Other emotions bring nothing but pain
No, I was not abused when I was little
I just like to belittle

[Yatta]

My thread is seeing no love
Kind of like a dove
That wakes you up in the morning
Because of it, all day you're yawning
Where did all my replies go
My thread will not die unless I say so
Isn't my thread supposed to be entertaining?
I can do a better job with replies that I can begin flaming

[1nfern0]

Please don't worry,
Just sometimes we are in a hurry
and don't have time to think up a witty reply.
Sometimes all we have time for is to drop in to say, "Hi!"
I often send your thread love silently.
For I only love this thread mildly
and not enough to kiss it wildly.

[Yatta]

Being in a hurry is irrelevant
People should live for this event
Didn't you know, I'm the most important person in the world
For that reason alone, this thread should not be hurled
Don't listen to my title
Just believe me for this short while

[fooUNDERSCORE]

left to ferment, lament. locked in the basement.
dried up, toasted at one time roasted.
your rhymes are lame, with no one to blame.
But that pitifull thing that is called your brain.
Stand up walk away, all the keyboard warriors know your game.
Pretend, extend its all in the name.

[Yatta]

That was not very nice
Are you mad 'cause that $1 whore gave you cock lice?
That's no reason to take your anger out on me
Just for the record, get a girlfriend, the sex is free
Then you won't have to worry about cock lice
And then you can start being nice
Unless you share the same attitude with her shown here
Then she may cheat and give it to you again, my dear

[fooUNDERSCORE]

$1 dollar whore? your mother wanted more.
bitch bent over, like rover then I showed her.
what its like to be pounded, by my meat she was astounded.
cock lice, isn't nice. but know where its from before you spread word.
I've taken more diseases then the doctor pleases from that bird.
thank god for meds and cash flow sweet.
your dollar whore mum sure enjoys my meat.

[Yatta]

You're damn right she wanted more
Or else I'd slap her around like a whore
If she doesn't make the quota she pays the fine
But you know, that's enough about mine
Let's talk about yours
She paid me so she could give up hers
And I don't have to worry about STDs
because I invented a fool-proof condom that prevents all disease

[fooUNDERSCORE]

my mums in it for fun, she just wants a hit and run.
don't need to be a scholar to know a bitch will hola
and will always pay a dollar for a cock for which she'd swalla.
so i'm glad the bitch got laid, you got paid, all is ending well.
which is swell, now i'm off to shell.
gonna get me a coke, which won't make me broke, but will go well with my toke.
peace out hombre.

[JoeyBruz]

Haha I love this thread.

[1nfern0]

Yo why you gotta come in here dissing the King Yatta.
We've established your mom's a whore with your petty chit-chatta.
And that non of us are waiting to get at her
cuz her cunt looks like fecal matter mixed with rotten cake batter.
Now listen: You're dissing the wrong person.
This will result a twist, a hurtin.
Please just go back to flurtin at the gay bar,
With your below-par ryhmes, your uncommitted crimes,
your gay symbols and signs, like wind chimes and man wives.
Because it is time
to hang up the keyboard.
We bored. We order only the best retorts to save on record
Now bow to your lords, show respect for our awards
or you will be blocked out and ignored.
Is this really something you can afford?

[Yatta]

I'm going to rip out my English teachers spine
Because every grade I earn ends in nine
What's so hard about adding a one to the tens
Then putting a zero at the end?
And speaking of getting a coke, did you know I'm a hero?
For I drink Coke Zero

[Yatta]

Yes, I've done it. Here's another quarter for the tin
No other thread have I posted more in
This is a cause for celebration
You're all invited, just for your information
So be sure to participate
Or you may never be able to procreate
And I'll be sure that the prediction comes true
So let's all meet up at my bloody zoo

[1nfern0]

I just found out Yatta's shoes are laceless.
I'm confused;
Like an alzheimer trying to distinguish faces.
Emotionally bruised;
It seems life now is tasteless.
I feel I've been used.
Like our entire relationship has been wasted.
So what do you choose?
The laceless shoes or inferno?
Goodbye or Bonjourno?
Relationship dead or eternal?
I'll give you a clue that's the tru-th.
An answer that may sooth..
What is the opposite of internal?
External...
One more clue help you choose:
What is a being mostly up in the night?
Nocturnal...
(Whisperps) Inferno... (echo fade out)

[Yatta]

So easily offended I must say
Like those commercials that insist we don't say, "That's gay"
I have something to say to you friend
Whether it changes you opinion, that all depends
Those are just my normal walking shoes
People be hatin' just be foos
But here, I'll make you feel all better
I have a pair of running shoes that'll keep us together
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w208/Yatta7/1106090033.jpg
And no, I don't use them like slip ons
I properly untie and tie them to put them on
You see, I'm too lazy to untie them after a jog
So I just pull them off, flop on my bed, then sleep like a log

[Yatta]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who fell in love with his bucket
So he filled it with shit
And stuck his dick in it
That's right, he proceeded to fuck it.

[Yatta]

There's this guy in my class
Boy, he smells like ass
I think he's coming on to me
I'm preparing to flee
I sure hope he can't run fast
For this is a race I definitely don't wish to be last

[Yatta]

I'm trying to figure out Jolly Rancher's (http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/40369-JollyRanchChePillow.jpg) name
Was it created by a jolly rancher looking for fame?
Maybe by a man, a jolly rancher being his career wish
But the poor fool couldn't cut it, and had to live with life's dish
Perhaps I'm just thinking about this too much
It wouldn't be the first time I was told such

[dANNNYY]

I was watching Yatta the other day
He was typing them songs like he's gay
So many of them he just spam
He acts like a fkin veteran from 'Nam
How long i can take it i don't know
I just wanna kill him with a fkin bow.

[Yatta]

Danny has some hatred problems
I kind of like this side of you on these forums
Considering I hate all of creation
Except for porn, I use that for masturbation
Perhaps we can get together some time
And I'll show you the power of hatred in my rhymes
Maybe over a cup of tea
Unless, of course, you're insistent on killing me
Then you'll end up pleading for your life
While I hold your nuts in a vice

[dANNNYY]

"I wish i had photoshop" - i say it all the time
That's cuz i have hard time finding something to rhyme
About my hatred problems,i dont have a solution
Untill i find one ill probably die from polution
About that tea,i dont think it'll be good
I hate it,i prefer some nasty food
And All i care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that i gotta get a grip
But i let sanity give me the slip.

[Yatta]

It is overrated to be sane
It is a corrosive acid in the brain
Hate is all anyone ever needs
Until people figure it out, the acid will just feed
Since meeting over tea is out of the question
Perhaps you'd rather have some coffee for this interrogation?
On our date
We will talk of nothing but hate

[dANNNYY]

Right now i'm so confused
I'm feeling like being used
Our date is our fate
Maybe i'm gonna be your soulmate
Or maybe i'll just going to kill you
Now that's the interesting point of view
I don't know what to think,i'm still confused
I watched 2girls1cup 3 times in a row
And i liked it like some daily show
Maybe i'm perverted,i don't know
But my brain just says WEED LOW.

*edit* bold+italic=fail.

[Yatta]

We got a junkie in the house
Let's try to trick him into eating a mouse
Make sure to make a video of it
Show it to him sober, and watch as he throws a fit
For I'm sure anyone would be pissed after that
Oh shit--put down that bat!

[Yatta]

People think 2012 will be the end of this world of ours
Their gullibility makes me think that they should be put behind bars
OMG, the Mayans didn't make a calendar that goes on forever
God forbid that, this must be a prediction of the world's last endeavor

[Yatta]

Time to put the nose back to the grindstone
I must make another essay my own
I'm glad this semester is coming to an end
Getting burned out, but my GPA I must defend
Thank fucking God I'll be done with English
If I had to write more essays, well, let's just say my future would be bleakish

[Yatta]

No one cares for their favorite camel jockey
It seems they escaped his prison without needing the key
I guess it wasn't too hard
Anyone would find a way to escape if they had to listen to this bard
The fact there were no walls probably doesn't help
Whatever, I'm going to go smoke a bong with Michael Phelps

[deCeption]

Why I decided to reply to this thread
Is way beyond me, way over my head
For I am American and I'm on the run
Being afraid of the atrocious sun
I am now starving from writing this essay
Thinking of ordering pizza...well, I just may

[Yatta]

"I'm not racist"
says this "African American" narcissist (gotta be politically correct!)
As she agrees affirmative action is reverse racism, and states she's glad
Apparently racism isn't racist anymore, have I been had?
Why wasn't I told of this new information?
Hell, if I knew that, I'd have started a new organization
A new language that only uses racial slurs, I'd be in charge of creating
Then I'd see if her opinion changes when "n-word" is used as a greeting.

[Yatta]

I haven't been here for awhile
So I figured I'd give you all a smile
By bumping a thread you probably hate
It'd be awesome if it made you late
But don't come to me for child support checks
Or I might just have to ring your necks

[Yatta]

What is this "Happy Holidays" bull crap?
Who started that shit anyways? I need a recap
It's "Merry Christmas" mother fuckers
Political correctness is as stupid as Santa getting sued by hookers
God forbid people just say "Merry/happy *enter holiday here*"
The possibility some pussy gets offended is really something to fear
People need to stop being whiny bitches
Before I start rolling people in some ditches

[Yatta]

My English teacher is an idiotic ass
How I'd love to slap him around with a 10lb bass
He says my words are perverse
But that's only because he took their meaning and made them reverse
The debate rages on about what I hate more: This fag
Or losing a CS match due to lag

[Yatta]

I hate you all
I hope that you fall
Down a flight of stairs
So you no longer waste air
For it's worth more than you
I at least hope you catch the flu

[shumped]

I hate you all
I hope that you fall
Down a flight of stairs
So you no longer waste air
For it's worth more than you
I at least hope you catch the flu
don't worry
i already did.
though i'm not gonna do this tale crap about it.

Nooone cares
eat some bears
Carebear on the street
fuck, don't smoke weed
without this
you can better jizz

[Yatta]

shumped clearly is lacking in the hate department
Maybe it would rile him up if on his car appeared a large dent
or maybe we can find the hottest woman in the world (perfect personality included) and set him up a date
Then do everything in our power to make him late
So he never gets to see her and maybe get laid
While we sell tickets to the fiasco, much money we'd get paid
When we all benefit from his unfortunate fate
Perhaps he will be willing to show us his hate

[haGisson]

n69ky is high up on his spam-throne
one day I'll gonna make him fall
hope he won't break a bone
and that's all

[sevoii]

haGisson the old hag
I wanna hit him in his bag
Fix your damn lag
you fscking fag

[No offense, I actually like you.]

[shumped]

Yatta is clearly to full of himself to realise
that there can only be one cake
a cake made of strawberries and whip cream
or a cake made of chocolate and fudge
no one can pick one because
both are to awesome not to be eaten
therefore i'm currently sitting here
eating two cakes.

[haGisson]

Yatta is clearly to full of himself to realise
that there can only be one cake
a cake made of strawberries and whip cream
or a cake made of chocolate and fudge
no one can pick one because
both are to awesome not to be eaten
therefore i'm currently sitting here
eating two cakes.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[shumped]

Yatta is clearly to full of himself to realise
that there can only be one cake
a cake made of strawberries and whip cream
or a cake made of chocolate and fudge
no one can pick one because
both are to awesome not to be eaten
therefore i'm currently sitting here
eating two cakes.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
that was really funny around 2007
thou shalt not necro boring stuff.

Yatta is clearly to full of himself to realise
that there can only be one cake
a cake made of strawberries and whip cream
or a cake made of chocolate and fudge
no one can pick one because
both are to awesome not to be eaten
therefore i'm currently sitting here
eating two cakes.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

actually there WAS a cake!

[shumped]

Yatta is clearly to full of himself to realise
that there can only be one cake
a cake made of strawberries and whip cream
or a cake made of chocolate and fudge
no one can pick one because
both are to awesome not to be eaten
therefore i'm currently sitting here
eating two cakes.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

actually there WAS a cake!
there's none left.

[Yatta]

It is just wrong
That my thread has gone
All the way to page two
Perhaps it caught swine flu
And needed to rest for a while
But now it's better, so back on top of the pile

[Yatta]

Since I doubt this semester will piss me off
This topic I'll have to doff
I know this will make you all happy
But whatever you do, don't go jump on pappy
Your fat ass will break his legs
and then the poor bastard will have to walk on pegs
On second thought, that'd be hilarious
I changed my mind, I'll stick with being nefarious
Forget everything I said starting from the line mentioning pappy
For the chain of events that follows will make me happy

[MaveN]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
..bitch don't cry!
look to the sky!
i'll kick u and u die

cu tomorrow